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Old Aug 1, 2012, 8:14 am
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Originally Posted by violist
Rte 87/15 entrance into Canada from Vermont, 1999.

Customs guy: anything to declare?
Then-GF in driver's seat: no.
Customs guy: any drugs, ... (list follows)?
tGF: no.
Customs guy: any nuclear weapons?
tGF: yes.
Customs guy: okay, welcome to Quebec.
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