Originally Posted by
spankytoes
I just tell people that I'm an international drug dealer. Much shorter explanation of how I can afford to do it so often. Plus, no one steals my food from the break room fridge.
Originally Posted by
spankytoes
Originally Posted by
Shimon
Do you tell that to border control?

My episode of Locked Up Abroad is forthcoming.
No more LLL's for you!
Seriously, the trend in getting through airports faster is moving from being elite to allowing Customs and Border people to do a background check on you, in exchange for granting you the ability to move through stuff faster (Global Entry, PreCheck, etc). But "background check" could involve talking to one or more of those people you told that to! And if they believed it?