Originally Posted by
MSPeconomist
What did you see in the unauthorized areas? Vast beautiful gardens with willing FAs, GAs, and Redcoats? Mountains of real cheese, unbroken crackers, bagged baby carrots, and packages of Stacey's pita chips, with real French champagne available at will? TSA employees in cages like zoo animals?
It is a large refrigerator with small meat hooks.
Hanging from the hooks are ham sandwiches.