Originally Posted by
dcline414
I swear I didn't get to the airport until after noon today, and left before I could cause too much trouble!

What did you see in the unauthorized areas? Vast beautiful gardens with willing FAs, GAs, and Redcoats? Mountains of real cheese, unbroken crackers, bagged baby carrots, and packages of Stacey's pita chips, with real French champagne available at will? TSA employees in cages like zoo animals?