Originally Posted by
halls120
I wonder how Blogger Bob will spin this bit of good news.

Maybe like this??
You may have read in the news a recent blurb that mentions that a very insignificant number of citizens of other countries had obtained FAA certification for piloting private aircraft.
As a result of ongoing analysis, we are relaxing the checkpoint rules on snowglobes. We partnered with collectors throughout the nation to come to an agreement which will allow some of these items to be carried aboard with you in your 3-1-1 bag.
You may also now choose whether to leave your belt on or off, though we recommend you take it off.