Leave UC, go to Southwest counter. A delightful, happy young man checks us in. We head quickly back to C concourse, and make it in time for BusinessSelect boarding and snag exit row seats. Happy, polite FA chats with us, "says oh yes, I hear UA is really messed up these days" tells us about cancellations at ORD the night before, and that one UA passenger was so upset that she was arrested.
Here's a suggestion to Bravo TV: Change your next Airline reality show to feature United...it'll be guaranteed to have more drama!