A little play on words from an etching by Goya, "On Account of a Pen Knife".

My sister came to visit from Atlanta and brought me a birthday present, one of those bottles that have been melted made flat in a kiln and made into a cheese board with a small cheese spreader attached. Actually it's pretty cool as it is one of those 3 dimensional clear Grey Goose Vodka bottles.

Anyway she had her roller board as carry on and it got flagged for an inspection in ATL. The TSO said she could not proceed with the small "knife". She argued that it was not a knife but a cheese spreader and was not sharp along the blade edge but dull and rounded. The TSO saw her point and went to get his supervisor. They studied the spreader carefully, rubbing their fingers along the edge and finally agreed that it was not a knife and let her go on.

Heck, the slab of glass would make a way better weapon than the cheese spreader!