In Memoriam, FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Durham, NC (RDU/GSO/CLT)
Programs: AA EXP/MM, DL GM, UA Platinum, HH DIA, Hyatt Explorist, IHG Platinum, Marriott Titanium, Hertz PC
Posts: 33,856
One of these days I'm going to invent the sporkife which will have a knife blade on the side. You'll have to sign a waiver before you buy one though in case you cut through your own damn mouth while using it.