My personal favorite is the
"On today's flight we are serving a variety of Coca-Cola products including Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Sprite, Sprite Zero, Ginger Ale, Root beer, blah blah blah and wine and spirits will be served for $6. For a full list of wine offered or detail on anything else, please look at the back of the H_____spheres magazine."

or the credit card speil