So why did you take the time and the trouble to offer fortuitous and unsolicited advice in a public forum, ClubClassCowboy if you "don't mean to offend"? Have you never read about the PM facility?

There is only one person who is interested in your personal and private history, and it sure ain't me.

Yes, you have caused offence, and you clearly intended to do so judging by "Apologies for all offence caused", so your "apologies" are totally worthless - both to me and probably to every other person reading this who is over-weight. You know exactly where to file your unsolicited and unwanted "apology".