Originally Posted by henkybaby

I always love it when you guys go completely OTT with these kind of questions. Give the topic a couple of pages and the CIA will get involved and the OP send to Guantanamo. The police don't even get involved when a real crime has been committed, let alone in this scenario.

Now all we need is a good old 'if you would do that to my bag I would have you arrested and thrown in the dungeon!' and the circle is complete.

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