Originally Posted by
lovely15
They were looking for a bomb, of course.
Oh, you weren't carrying one?
Then what are you complaining about? If you don't have anything to hide, you have nothing to worry about. They're only trying to keep everyone safe.
LOL! It would be a pretty nifty bomb to align perfectly under a short ponytail and/or thin knit clothes and give no sign on the scanner, but still be feel-able by that grope!
The thing is, I know you're kidding, but way too many people believe exactly that (if you have nothing to hide...) I wish more travellers with clout were demanding more personal bodily integrity and/or civil rights. Or that I had some idea of how to do so without the automatic assumption of guilt of some nefarious crime/intent. I also am not wild about being put on some "always grope because she asks questions" list. I hate being so paranoid about these meta-issues, too.
...and also @4nsicdoc - thx for the clarification. So battery, not assault. Eek. Yes, unsalted slugs.