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Old Jul 5, 2012, 11:18 am
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saulblum
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Boston
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Originally Posted by chollie
Pax: (screams, throws beverage) Help! Help! My drink is poisoned! Starbucks has explosives in their coffee! Help! I want my money back!
The passenger would be arrested for interfering with the screening process (or for burning the TSO thug, if it was a hot drink) and would have a starring role in the "People Say the Darndest Things" section of the weekly TSA blog police log.

On a serious note, how should one fight back against this disgusting make-work scheme, that will not get a LEO summoned?
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