According to AwardWallet I have a paltry ~328k miles. I don't churn CCs and I spend points regularly though.

AC: 76441
CX: 1164
DL: 13999
UA: 15369
US: 23030

Carlson: 64688
Hilton: 42618
PC: 2424
SPG: 3964

Amex MR (business): 8580
Amex MR (personal): 16276

Hertz: 799

Having redeemed so many miles/points this year, I'm way behind on status. My CX, UA and Accor statuses are all set to lapse.