I almost hesitate to post this for fear of appearing dumb but I'm feeling spunky today so here goes.

Goal: Tour Star Alliance lounges at LAX.

Particulars:

I have no *A status.
I am on an international F award itinerary with US miles (I know, how rare is that...)
I arrive from NRT on NH6 in F then I have seven hours to kill followed by a connecting flight to SFO in UA F from T7.

Questions:

Will the different TSA encampments allow me into terminals other than T7?
If they do, what are the range of reactions that can be expected from lounge dragons at AC, NZ and US?

Thank you.

P.S. I will save some of you the trouble of constructing your replies by starting them for you below:

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