I was flying once from DTW/SLC - in F, so, I was totally isolated from the peons & riff raff somewhere in the back!! . . . .

Anyway, I dozed off while as we pushed back. The next thing you know, we were taxiing back to the gate! I asked what happened, and was told that someone in Y got up and started to walk around while the plane was taxiing - - apparently drunk, so they went back to the gate to remove said pax.

This was on a B752, and they used door 2L, so, sitting up front, I never actually saw all of the hubub.

I'm not sure if my story is juicy enough for what you're looking for!