Does United have a slogan anymore?
Great question! How about....
United Airlines. You're gonna' love American.
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United Airlines. Keeping DOS and rotary dial phones alive.
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United Airlines. Unbundling humans in flight one sucker at a time.
(music in post production such as Rhapsody in Blue will be repainted and eliminated until we can find a way to charge you a fee to listen to it.)
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