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Old Jun 8, 2012 | 6:27 pm
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Originally Posted by mikeef
Let's screen everyone before they leave their houses. We can do everything on the internet, anyway (which, of course, will be monitored).
LOL Don't give them any empire building ideas.

"How to Fly to Chicago"

Step 1. Buy ticket online.
Step 2. Stand naked in front of your bedroom webcam and let the TSA agent watch you dress to make SURE you are not hiding any Weapons, Explosives or Incindiaries on, in or about your person.
Step 3. . . .
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