Originally Posted by mooper

Hmm. Walk up to an attractive front desk agent, present a dildo, and say, "I was wondering if you could help me with this." If they look at you in disgust, explain, "No! Sorry, I meant that I found this under the bed when I checked into my room and I was hoping you'd help me get a new room." If instead you get a warm response and a flirtatious smile, it's your lucky day!