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Jun 5, 2012 | 6:14 pm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BostonFlyer1624

I can only imagine what the reps at Marriott corporate are doing after reading this thread.

Lowly Marriott Associate: "Um, Boss...we have another Dildo issue at the XXXXX Marriott in NY."
Marriott Boss: "Son of a...was it purple?"
Lowly Marriott Associate: "It was."
Marriott Boss: "Room 426?"
Lowly Marriott Associate: "Yup."
Marriott Boss: "I told them - no more Platinum help line parties allowed!"

you guys know I'm taking notes right?

I'm going to have to have a discussion with the Plat Premier team at MR tomorrow - the motto is "what is discussed in Bethesda stays in Bethesda!"

Last edited by socrates; Jun 5, 2012 at 6:21 pm