BA Tags … only on our carry-ons, along with the FT yellow labels. Why? Because we can, I suppose!

Suitcases … NO. There enough BA labels already, and in any case both our pairs of cases are identifiable at 50 yards

[No, they're not leopard-skin, but they're not plain black either! Older cases carry an assortment of painted white diagonal stripes, or patches of DayGlo tape.]

[And a bright green print-out inside every bag, on top of the contents, with contact details for both ends of the journey]