I had eUpgrades left over last year, and probably will this year as well.
So here's an idea: I'll give them one eUpgrade point every time I use the J washroom, and one more if I am allowed to put a bag in J when things get tight above the cheap seats. Three eUpgrade points gets me the J meal.
On second thought, better not suggest this, they might take me seriously. And Ken Hamer is better at the humour anyway.