Originally Posted by
CocoPops
If they cry, what are we to do? Gag them?

It's not
unprecedented.
Whether training babies not to cry was universal among Indian groups, or to what extent it is still practiced is unclear, but the method is simple enough: when the newborn begins to cry, place the hand over the nose. The mouth now must be used for breathing, not vocalizing. Take the hand away. If the baby cries, repeat. The method teaches quickly. From now on, communication from the baby will be a small whimper, not the piercing wail we often hear today.
Or you can take a more "civilized" approach and buy one of these:
http://www.nytimes.com/1988/12/24/bu...an-infant.html
Yes, both of those are tongue-in-cheek suggestions, but as I mentioned above, pre-emptive Benadryl and Tylenol get a ^ from some doctors.