Pretty impressive.
My best is below. Had three stops along the way, a couple of agents insisting on the no 2 ocean rule, and some schedule uncertainty so I had to buy 3 OWs.
BOS>FRA LH F
FRA>BKK TG F (Suite)
BKK>CIE C
HKT>BKK F
HKT>BKK F
BKK>NRT TG F (Suite)
NRT>ORD UA F
If I were to go to vacation somewhere, I'd just want to get there as quickly as possible, and certainly not spend perhaps 30 hours on the plane each way.
You obviously haven't been in the TG F suites.