Does anyone else on the Canadian side of the border think this is a ridiculous post? Come on!!!!

ALL border guards speak English, millions of people cross the US-Canada border every year without issue. Unless you have something illegal to hide, you have nothing to worry about. We are much more laid back in Canada and do not assume you are a criminal and need you to prove otherwise.

Chill out, and enjoy the joie la vie in la belle province.