Originally Posted by
Jimmie76
I once took two work colleagues to the Hilton Trafalgar for a drink as our local 'work' boozer had closed at 11pm. So I take my JD & Coca Cola drinking friend up to the bar and said they have a
very impressive selection of Whiskies here take your pick it's my round. I then asked the other one which wine from their selection she fancies and she picks an (even with my limited knowledge of wine) fairly mass market white. I turn back to the other one and ask what he's chosen to which he says I'll have a JD & Coke please.

Jus imagine he said 25yo Ardberg and coke ...