"Jack of Diamonds"
I grew up with some alternative lyrics and chorus:
"Jack o'Diamond, Jack o'Diamonds, I cry.
If I don't get Jack o'Diamonds, I surely will die"
"If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean ain't whiskey and I ain't a duck
So I'll play Jack o'Diamonds and trust to my luck."