Originally Posted by
T8191
tut-tut
However, I agree with the basic premise. It will be a bit of fast-ball back-side covering, whilst …
"… assuring Hon Members that we are taking all practicable steps to alleviate the concerns of the travelling public and especially those valued visitors from overseas who contribute so much value to the diversity of the United kingdom and its commercial interests across the Globe … [breathe] … and assure Hon Members that steps are already being taken to address the issues which have so helpfully been raised by the Hon Member for
[insert constituency here] who can be assured that my Department is doing all it can to alleviate the problems being encountered … [breathe] … and in closing
[sound of gunshot almost inaudible due to sounds of snoring] ….
Damn..... And I can't even blame the errant apostrophe on Apple (was on the corporate Windows laptop at the time and that doesn't auto correct and damn me to he'll).
Still, sans apostrophe, the substance of what I wrote appears to correct and, just like the head of UKBA at LHR, the Minister is in point of fact a complete and utter tit.