Ever since my first flight when the TSA was enacted I began to think of it like a theater. At some airports they are not consistent with their protocols. I'm thinking there is a guy who presses the button to sound the security machine alarm bells just to get a hoot of watching granny do a search.

Or the time when the TSA agent kept asking someone to go through the NudeoScope because she was pretty just for the show.

Welcome to Broadway For Travelers. I would have fun sitting down on the bench just after security watching the free show. I don't have to shell out $$$ to see people from all walks of life get hassled by the TSA.

Could someone help me to write a play about the hassles of traveling? I'm being serious here lets present this as a College Spring Theater Production or for Broadway(:

We could call it The FlyerTalkers Cafe(: