I put a long review on TripAdvisor - booked a JS, which was big but basic and ocean view...no balcony. Free continental breakfast for Gold as well as free wireless (supposedly they remove the cost at checkout).

I didn't sneak anyone into my room but as long as they aren't counting towels used (which you could argue being on a beach), I can't imagine how they would know. Definitely no monitoring of anything, in particular the elevator since they often didn't work anyhow.