I thought this was going to be a story of how you found your seat taken by someone of unsound mind...and maybe it still is!

And now
Stripe has posted we have been Biscoffed!
Originally Posted by
boerne
I found a single nut in my seat in 2B LAX-DFW 4:30 departure last tuesday. Just one nut. It wasn't hot. I saved it for you, flight came from MIA arriving about 3 pm. I would prefer to drop my own nuts in 2B. In fact my complaint is the plethora of dropped nuts in F in general. And they are never warm.
and maybe it