As I was walking up the old UX concourse (the 60's gates) I overheard two agents talking about the woman who approached the Service counter with a lit cigarette and refused to put it out. Didn't hear about the naked part until later in the day.

Needless to say she sounds just a bit unbalanced. Based on the blurry photo published on TMZ.com, I'm glad I wasn't there to see it in person.