<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by ozstamps:
I think he means door handles? 
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No, love handles
Besides, I do find your position quite intriguing, first you are almost to the point of calling for all the heads of all moderators, and declaring victory
And now this?
I am not sure, but who am I talking to here?
Gollum or Smeagol