Imagine that three men were running for office today.

All three are excellent orators but have little else in common.

Man # 1 is tremendously overweight, smokes cigars incessently, drinks daily (often finishing a bottle of brand in a single day), loves beef, and has, a poodle named "Rufus".

Man # 2 is the youngest of the three, looks to be in good physical condition, does not smoke nor drink alcohol, is a vegetarian, and has a manly-type dog (Alsatian) called "Biondi". Additionally, while he has a girlfriend, it is a serious relationship and he does not cheat on her.

Man # 3 is is severely physically handicapped. He is a chain smoker and actually uses a long cigarette holder. He, like Man # 1, likes to drink -- albeit not quite as much. He enjoys meat and his preferences run to gourmet food. He has one of those tiny dogs -- a Scottie named Fala. Although married, he has been having an affair for years.

Which of these three would gather the most votes -- especially from the Politically Correct set?

# 1 = Winston Churchill
# 2 = Adolph Hitler
# 3 = Franklin Roosevelt