I don't know. Maybe because I am one of the few FT posters who can spell (at least according to American English) and who actually exhibits good grammar?

Or you can e-mail me at my original e-mail address, which I can no longer use on FT. It is [email protected]

Oz and I are great friends and can always identify each other, with or without secret codes. I would love to book the Hilton, if it were available, but it is, to the best of our knowledge, still being renovated.

The real test would be to tell why he doesn't fix his lift. That story makes me laugh my head off whenever I think about it. Private story never to be revealed.