Staying on topic in OMNI???

When was THAT bold new Forum policy announced?

Heck, I do not understand most of the titles, much less have a clue how anyone could stay on topic:

What are my bees doing?

the "bump this thread for ______ reason" thread

help me with kids and money: how should I not spoil my kids?

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy

Penis Park

Stupid Robber Tricks

If you live in NYC, look out your window, eastward

I managed to skip over those as well as all the others on page one.

OMNI is OMNI I guess?