Originally Posted by mikeef

I had one of those on my flight last week. Guy wearing a muscle shirt, fully-exposed armpits, blasting music out of his cell phone. Spent the whole flight chewing on a toothpick, including when he fell asleep. The woman in front of me had her bare feet propped up on the bulkhead.

For 50 bonus points, what city was I departing?



Me thinks that your cellmate, a 400-pound guy nicknamed "Tiny," will have you bouncing off the walls, the bed, etc. I'm a generous guy, so I'll send you a rope to hang your soap.

As much fun as these threads about kids are (and let's not kid ourselves, inconsiderate parents do some stupid things), I've had far more issues with idiot grown-ups than kids.

Mike