Originally Posted by
Flubber2012
This punishment should also be used for overhead bin hogs, those with BO, and those who play their music too loud.
I had one of those on my flight last week. Guy wearing a muscle shirt, fully-exposed armpits, blasting music out of his cell phone. Spent the whole flight chewing on a toothpick, including when he fell asleep. The woman in front of me had her bare feet propped up on the bulkhead.
For 50 bonus points, what city was I departing?
Originally Posted by
Moineau
Personally I would take the risk and slip little Tarquin a mickey while mummy isn't looking - and frankly in this scenario, chances are pretty good that she
won't be looking.
If he bounces off the walls then he bounces off the walls. It's a chance I'm willing to take

Me thinks that your cellmate, a 400-pound guy nicknamed "Tiny," will have you bouncing off the walls, the bed, etc. I'm a generous guy, so I'll send you a rope to hang your soap.
As much fun as these threads about kids are (and let's not kid ourselves, inconsiderate parents do some
stupid things), I've had far more issues with idiot grown-ups than kids.
Mike