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Old Mar 26, 2012 | 4:27 pm
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Flubber2012
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Originally Posted by Flubber2012
The parents are both inconsiderate and incompetent (the aisle of an airplane must be unbelieveably dirty.

I propose bringing back the olde tradition of "running the gauntlet."

Those mothers should have run the gauntlet 15 minutes prior to initial descent.

The airline should auction off socks full of marbles for interested passengers to rent for the event.

Other passengers could save less delicious parts of their airplane meals to throw at the culprits.

The guilty passengers would be responsible for clean up after landing.

This punishment should also be used for overhead bin hogs, those with BO, and those who play their music too loud.
BTW, for the aisle-playing mommies, I would have happily started the bidding at $25 and would have gone up to $100 if I had been inconvenienced in my desire to hit the lavatory.
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