Originally Posted by
exbayern
After noticing a rather pungent odour next to my F aisle seat, I looked down and saw that someone needed a change. He had left his wet brown trail all the way down the aisle and back again...

noooooo...this image is now burnt into my brain...
(About time we had another "misbehaving children" thread, this is a nice one)
Originally Posted by
Tron37b
Can't children take some sort of Ambien/Benadryl cocktail that will put them to sleep for the duration of the flight?
It would definitely make it easier for the parents.

Drugging little Tarquin and his young sibling Reign-Beau so that the grown ups can get a bit of peace and quiet? I suggest you take that advice to the Travel With Children forum and see if you manage to escape in one piece