Why it is, it really is, the most venerable, the most honorable, "james!"

Incredible! Welcome!

Why I've not witnessed a post of yours since... well, I'm not actually certain, but the last sighting may well have been prior to the release of "The Gladiator!" Yet it may well have been the home video version for what little I know! Actually, what do I know? Let me answer that please. Absolutely,... well nearly nothing! But, FWIW, it was definitely after "The Patriot!"

In any case, for those wondering, yes, I surely did have too much wine with dinner and also, more importantly, it is SUCH a great pleasure to see you post james!

Uh... uh oh! But, uh yes, perhaps I am now a bit too light!

Nah! What a tremendous surprise to see your name grace the boards!!! It's my most sincere hope that it will not be such a rare occasion, but rather that you might "stick around" and share your input with us all!

How do you like the new "smilies", btw? Rumour is that no one really likes 'em, but I just refuse to give up! What d' ya' think?

In any case, have a great evening!

-Mark