Could little Jonathan benefit from a program like the YMCA, CYO, Boy Scouts, ... maybe he needs a Big Brother? More compassionate than giving him a beating.
Edited to add that although I found anrkitec's efforts humorous, he lowered himself down to JAG's level. I mention this here as I have no desire to add to that ill-advised thread.
[This message has been edited by anim8r (edited 08-28-2001).]