I repeat my original offer: I'll transport my U14 soccer team to New York to beat the crap out of this kid if the price is right. As they are all minors as well, I would simply request 10% of the saved legal fees from those of you who sent in your addresses to get sued.
All proceeds for this service will be used to purchase new team uniforms, and perhaps pay for transportation to a tournament.
You know, if enough of you chip in, maybe we could buy a team plane from, well, you know, any airline that might be having a "going out of business" sale.
Thumper