Originally Posted by
StayingHomeIsBetter
Originally Posted by
canadatosiberia
Wowza - 2 day hiatus, and this gong show is still rolling with steam!
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Originally Posted by
GRALISTAIR
Yes this thread is fast becoming a legend in its own lifetime
Fasten your seat belts. You are in for a bumpy ride.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign, so we ask everyone to return to their seats and ensure your seatbelts are are fastened low and tight across your lap. We will also be discontinuing cabin service at this time... Not because of the turbulence but just to save a few dollars on catering.
If you wish to purchase a $7 beverage or $5 snack that cost Delta $0.50, please ring your call button. However we can only accept Delta branded AmEx cards for payment, so you will find an application in the seatback in front of you if you do not yet have one.