Originally Posted by
chasbondy
I told them I'd only get off if the seat was a purchased first class seat and not some filthy Plat .............
"THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING"!
"WEEEEEEEEEEELL FOLKS"!
"We have a problem with our weight and we cannot take off until we determine who is the
filthiest Platinum on this plane"!
"Everyone please turn on you computers and the flight attendants will be passing through the cabin, checking your bookmarks"!
