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Old Mar 17, 2012 | 4:39 pm
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Originally Posted by nicolas75
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PS1: My dream would be, as a Royal Ambassador, to have my minibars full of Diet Coke only . In that case, my minibar consumption will be largely above average, and certainly will receive the nasty email from Ambassador Service (I still cannot believe this story is true)

PS2: Of course I do also have a Diet Coke at breakfast.
Hehe. I can just see the e-mail now:

Dear Mme. La Blonde:

It has come to our attention that you have consumed a greater than average amount of Diet Coke from the mini-bar in a 24-hour period. The mini-bar is stocked with Diet Coke for your personal consumption only, not for you to invite the Stanford Graduate EE Department for an all-night dweebfest and Walking Dead Marathon. We even noticed that the person(s) in your room had two (2!) Diet Cokes for breakfast each morning, and nothing else.

If you persist in inviting your little "friends" to use your hotel room inappropriately, we will have no option but to suspend your elite privileges with our hotel.

Sincerely,

TPTB

But, but, but . . . I've been going through a six-pack and more since I was 15!
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