The Dutchman (as you call him) in question can come and pick any nits off me, any day that he likes - you're just jealous that he is young, handsome, looks great in track suit bottoms, and is filthy rich.

My peeve is all these ridiculous emails that serve no purpose - why tell someone who is a regular traveller what they can do when it is clear on the system that it has been done already.

However my biggest peeve is that when you print your boarding pass or send it to you phone, email, cat's home or wherever it never tells you about the Lounges that are available. The system must know if your fare or your status entitles you to this or not. You are forced to go and ask somebody at the outstations. The whole purpose of the OLCI is that you do not have to go to a desk except to drop bags.

Have I missed something?