Totally OT, but I spoke too soon.
I was at the hospital early this morning and had to register.
The form asked for the usual basic information, name age etc. It also wanted to know my religion.
I put a line through it and turned in the form.
Woman: "What's your religion?"
Me: "How does it matter?"
Woman: "Some people are Jain and they want Jain food, so we need to know."
Me: "I'm going to be gone in an hour and you're not going to feed me so never mind."
Woman: "But I have to write something."
Me: "Write 'none'."
Next thing I know, she wrote "Christian".
