Ya mean I dun got it all wrong flying economy to Europe for 30k round trip on that little ol' Charlotte airline? No wonder it was only half full and all us kettles was forced to sleep horizontal across the empty middle row seats. Now ya tell me - so how many miles should I have burned to see Europe in business class? Do they provide newspapers up there? Coulda used 'em as our chickens and pigs kinda left the economy cabin a mess. And we never did find where the cow ran off to.

One last thing on the article, he recommends only using miles for international business class. That's good advice (...that I wish he'd keep to himself)

That part is good advice, though it is buried in the midst of crap.