My name's Goat. I'm 26, and I live in downtown Chicago near a fellow FTer who's an UA 1k who likes to peep into my windows at night. My business card says that I'm a software architect, but my job generally involves R&D, cleaning up other people's issues and rebuilding poorly engineered processes to make projects work. I was originally hired for my shapely legs, but eventually recognized among my peers for my technology and management skills.

I also volunteer at a large Natural History museum as a docent/stand up comic. I also am a member of two world renowned yacht clubs (CYC, RTYC) and am an active sailboat racer who has done some large North American regattas (both Mackinac races, Newport-Bermuda). And I start on private pilot certification in February. And working on that MBA, albeit very slowly.

In my spare time, I raise a choir of squirrels that do a song and dance routine to Madonna's "Like a Virgin." I am widely considered a voice of reason and the best looking Executive Platinum on American Airlines. Most importantly, I am loved by all who meet me and respected by those who walk in my shoes. I wear a size 12E.